10 ways to annoy Aro Volturi by SasorisMom, literature
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10 ways to annoy Aro Volturi
The 10 ways to annoy Aro Volturi.
By
Edward Cullen
Emmett Cullen
Jasper Hale
Isabella Swan A.K.A Bella Cullen and
Rosalie Hale
and
Alice Cullen(she couldn't miss this chance!)
1.Tell Aro he is not bubbly!
2.Tell him Bella has a crush on him.
3.When Aro asks Bella about it and she denies yell Thats not what you told me!
4.Tell Aro he looks like a girl.
5.Tell Sulpicia (his wife) that Aro is cheating on her and that you heard it from Jane.
6.Tell Aro he has a fan girl stalking him.
7.Get a water bottle and throw some water on Aro while yelling , The power of christ compels you!
8.Shine a flashlight